I don’t really have a clue what this is about but I got bored with watching the tv so I put on some chillin’ blues on came here to see what’s what. And after writing that sentence I got a joke for ya.

***Warning – Adult Humor***

What’s What?

Little Jimmies dad is working in his garage one day and Jimmy keeps getting in the way and pestering him. After awhile dad gives Jimmy five bucks and tells him to go get some what’s what, figuring that would keep him busy and out of his hair.

Jimmy scratch’s his head, then gets on his bike and heads to town. The first stop he makes is at the candy store. He goes inside and asks the clerk for five dollars of what’s what. The clerk tells him to scram and shoes him out the door.

Outside Jimmy thinks to himself, Where would dad go if he came to town. He looks up, crosses the street and goes in the tavern on the corner. He asks the bartender the same question, “Can I get five dollars of what’s what?” The bartender thinks to himself, “I’m going to have some fun with this kid.

He tells Jimmy that they are all out but if he goes half way down the block he will come to an alley. He tells him to turn in the alley and knock on the door with the red light above it.

Jimmy’s happy as can be and runs to the alley, quickly finding the right door and he knocks on it.

A beautiful, naked woman answers the door and Jimmy is staring right at her crotch, he says “Wah…Wah…What is that?” and the lady answers “What’s what?”

Jimmy screams “Hot Damn, give me five dollars worth!”

Enjoy the night

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