Can I Take a Nap First?

I’m having a day today. I was up for over sixteen hours last night finalizing the proof of Silent Screams so the brain is kinda foggy, even with two pots of love coursing in the veins I’m having trouble getting the altered mind out of first gear.

Daily writing prompt
You’re writing your autobiography. What’s your opening sentence?
Come inside, no cover required. I'll tell you a story of unbelievable logic.
Nope.
Welcome dear reader, I present to you the the beginning of a long journey into insanity and back again.
Nope
Alpo in the mornings makes a dawg content: A journey of life through a dawgs eyes
Nope
From Laps to Licks: The untold life of running the streets
Naa, not really
Sit down, shut up and hang the hell on, this is a long and wild ride into the life of a travelling fool
Getting closer
Eeh, Nothings hitting home here.

Maybe I need some visuals to help me figure this one out.

Tell me, do you think I'm to blame ?
Nope, this is from the Genesis album Abacab so it won't do

Maybe I would settle for something more personal.
How about we go down this route?

I was born in fast forward. This journey has been full of hurry up and wait moments distracting the laid back peace I strive to maintain.

Okay, Yep, this sounds like it could work to explain what you are getting into , but let me tweak it a bit.

I was born in fast forward, This journey reveals an altered logic only I grasp while transporting you into realms of hurry up and wait, moments of disruption in the path to peaceful insanity.

That seems a little long so this is my final answer.

I was born in fast forward.


Now I’m off to make a new sign-off.

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