Welcome to Wednesday’s Woofy Wisdom, Your appointment is set so please have a seat and Starpup will be available shortly.

Welcome, as I gaze into the crystal ball today I can see clearly that you knew yesterday was not New Years day but a day for fools.

The solar sixth house of feelings sees the moon moving slowly through retro Gemini revealing strong feelings of drama. Barking what’s on your mind will be important today to retain a healthy ego as Mars collides with Mercury’s shadow exposing your self expressive growl.

As Luna crosses in front of the sun later this afternoon, friendships bind together tightly and conversations are productive and positive. Take up some extra cosmic space when Jupiter starts it’s tour of your soul’s asteroid belt. Bark loudly so your ideas will result in solid action to make the most of these supportive vibes.

You feel the bolts of energy in that big brain of yours and may bark out a song before anyone realizes that you’re not just loudly howling at the moon. Be a wise puppy today remembering that no matter how the stars align some rules just don’t bend, unless you are ready to move to a homeless dawg shelter stay away from chewing household belongings to a shred.

As Pieces moves into orbit behind the sun tonight, thoughts of NTT and new designs overflow the mystic mind of marvel, Get them out of your furry head and onto parchment. Being this far ahead of the pack today, The dawgcatcher will be confused by your unique ability and behavior.

As long as they don’t put a chocker on you, run hard and bark free.

The Dawg Tarot card for today was picked at random and is as follows

The Wheel of Fortune:

YES

You will have good fortune and happiness. The card especially indicates material wealth and worldly success. Things are going your way, and you have a sense of positive momentum in your life. The outcome results equally from good luck and hard work, both in the present and in the past. Be thankful that things have gone your way, and be careful not to act like an uppity Chihuahua.

Starpup takes notice that this card is appearing in your readings more and more. Lick your butt and look forward to dreams of dawgy delights.