This whole answer is fictious, I mean no offense, just having fun letting the junkyard dawg out to play.
Today’s that day…

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia, The oldest profession in the world (or the world’s oldest profession) is a phrase that, unless another meaning is specified, refers to prostitution.
Women are smarter than men and have been since the tree incident. Maybe in started in Sodom, not sure but early on woman figured out the first marketing campaign and locked it in for eternity. Rent a space of their body for a short period of time and cash out.
Who couldn’t help but admire the thought process and fun of doing it along the way?

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